Green Carnations

mirrorneuron:

“Torture is not on, Sherlock Holmes. Whether it’s to do with Moriarty or not, whether you’re the William Shakespeare of Atrociously Skewed Morals or not.”

from The Paradox Series by wordstrings.

“I thought I was the Stephen Hawking of Fuckery?”
“You’ve earned a new title.” 

It’s a Paradox sort of day, methinks. Maybe I’ll actually read the second part of A Thousand Threads of What-Might-Have-Beens again, which I have done once.

holmes-and-watson:

cumberbuddy:

bearicle:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

SUDDENLY CAN’T UNSEE THIS AS SHERLOCK BEING FUCKED WHILE BENT OVER UNCOMFORTABLY. OH GOD. I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT/READING WAY TOO MUCH PORN LATELY, APPARENTLY. 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS COMMENT SPEAKS THE TRUTH 

2nd gif almost definitely. Wow Benedict. 

John is merciless

(Source: 221bgifs)

kikibelge:

I’m tired of the sympathetic looks, the “I’m sorry he lied.” “I’m sorry your flatmate, your best friend, was a master criminal.” “I’m sorry you were so stupid.”

I’m tired of feeling like I’m not living, just a ghost among the crowds.

I’m tired of waking up screaming, watching your body fall and watching the pavement turn red and black.

And I’m just tired of waiting. I’m tired of you thinking I believed you when you said you were a fake. Come home Sherlock, just come home. 

steegeschnoeber:

kikibelge:

moonblossom:

linpatootie:

ishouldbebritish:

holmes-and-watson:

wholockiankpoper:

indecisiveyetoddlylovable:

#they are so DOMESTIC oh my god #i love it so much 

#John’s after sex shower/#Sherlock’s after sex experiment

#AFTER SEX MOMENTS

SHERLOCK’S AFTER SEX EXPERIMENT

I seriously don’t want to know what’s under the microscope.

Wait what am I saying.

I seriously want to fucking know what’s under the microscope.

“John, it’s a good thing we don’t have immediate plans to impregnate a surrogate.”

“Sorry, what?”

“Your sperm count is painfully low, and that’s not even bringing up the hideous lack of motility.”

“Sherlock, are you.. Nevermind, of course you are. I wish you’d just swallow it, or spit in the toilet like everyone else.”

And experiment sounds like EXACTLY the type of thing Sherlock would do after sex. Gah. Why do I love this character so much?

SOMEONE FIC IT.

Oh God I have feels about this.

• ALEX KINGSTON. HANDED MARTIN. HIS BAFTA.
• LOOK AT BENEDICT’S SAD FACE BECAUSE NO BAFTA FOR HIM
• “I REALLY DID EXPECT IT” WOW MARTIN YOU ARE THE ENGLISH MISHA COLLINS
• AMANDA ABBINGTON GIVING HIM A BIG HUG AND A SMOOCH ASDFGHJKL;

I feel another novel-length AU coming on…

fuck my life…

ilovefitzgerald:

“You need to get it out.”

That’s a good point, but at the same time I find myself asking if that’s really a thing? Assuming people ship gay ships because they’re gay? Cause I think Gatiss ships Johnlock sheerly because of HIS WRITING.

I mean, HE GAVE US “I’VE JUST GOT ONE” AND “WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES” AND “SHERLOCK RUN” AND “WE BOTH KNOW THAT’S NOT QUITE TRUE” AND SOOOOO MUCH MORE

(Source: teawiththings)

ailismullins:

thelittlemissimperfect:

theneverendingdrums:

wholockian221b:

spnmythologygeek:

laughingcriminal:

i-am-sher-l0cked:

blackcoffee2sugars:

Watson telephone number!!

so i just did this

because I’ve got nothing to lose

I phoned it

sadly, the person I am calling is unable to take my call

fucking o2 messenger service

^^^^^^^ Can you imagine if you got a text back!?!

I tried to call it too, I got voicemail.

I called too haha look what this fandom is doing to me xD

Sensible side of me: Morgan do not text that number. Morgan that is rude. That is a person. Invasion of privacy and all that.

Other side: ASDFGHJKL; WHAT IF THEY TEXT BACK

genuinelycornflakes:

omfg

(Source: amandaabbington)